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Rugrats porn parody

On a scale of 1-10, how disappointed were you to find out that Santa Claus was not real? That must have ruined your childhood.

You remember Rugrats, don’t you? If you were born in the late 80s-early 90s, you perhaps remember it. Well, if you were born in the late 90s you may not have come across it. This is a porn parody of a beloved animated series about babies (I feel this is part of the most obscure portions of this whole story).  If there was any remaining part of your childhood innocence, it is gone just like that.

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There is a new Rugrats porn parody. In this parody, instead of them being babies, the likes of Tommy, Chuckie, Angelica, Phil, Lil, and the rest of the crew, they are imagined as diaper wearing adults, who after decades of flattering and simmering sexual tensions, are ready to throw off the diapers and fuck each other. There would have been nothing outstanding about this parody, except that it makes a porn story out of something we treated with innocence as kids.

There is a new wave of porn parodies doing rounds on the interwebs and this latest product from Woodrocklet plunges us into the very depths of nostalgia/porn paradigm, successfully rendering raunchy the things we thought as innocent when we were kids. Previous porn parodies like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Pokemon turned those cartoon characters into sexual beasts, a sort of “only ‘90s kids will get” listicle except for masturbation. This time round, the characters are actual babies.  It makes it a bit more disturbing. I can’t imagine how people are supposed to get a boner and masturbate to this stuff. But that’s just me.

At the very least, this porn parody is so bad that one cannot imagine a pop-culture property worse than this being twisted into porn. Even the Muppet Babies would have to be rendered as adult Muppets having sex, something that actually exists. Having watched the trailer, I saw characters like Reptar (who is a joke anyway) getting a boner. Chuckie is also getting a boner, and while it stresses that the characters are now adults, it is quite clear to anyone with a functioning brain that the word ‘adult’ is being used loosely here. While the video may be good for ‘work,’ the extensive damage it stands to cause to your childhood memories is still up for discussion.

Grown version

As earlier mentioned, the trailer proves that this new porn parody is safe for work. The stars are thankfully not playing babies (which is a relief) but rather the grown-up versions of their respective characters. The characters may have reached consent age, but their costume seems to have been left behind. So, your fears have been confirmed, the grown ass man playing Tommy is indeed wearing diapers. How disgusting is that? Come to think of it; Rugrats had it coming if one of their most quotable lines; “Nakie is good, nakie is free, nakie is… NAKIE!” is anything to go by.

What about the plot?

Well, as far as the plot goes, the film’s title card, which strangely resembles that of the original, promises that “Chuckie gets lucky.” But why? And then some spoiler alert (as if ruining your childhood innocence wasn’t enough damage already), it appears like Chuckie fucks Angelica after taking some “Stu’s boner pills.” That proves what we already knew that nothing under the sun is sacred anymore.  Another thing, Rule 34 is as sad a fact of human existence just like our very inevitable deaths. You will have to watch the parody yourself to prove that I’m not overreacting. You will agree with me (as if you have a choice).

Negative reaction

If you thought I’m the only one far from impressed with this new porn parody, think again. The parody has elicited a mainly negative reaction. People love porn parodies, but quite apparently not one that invades their very childhood memories. Some time ago, some guy suggested that there would be a Rugrats XXX version. How right he was. But one user replied; ‘haha I’ve seen some bizarre parody’s, but that would be really messed up! Definitely not appropriate and fucked up!’ That was before anyone had the chance to watch the real thing. Clearly, nobody was looking forward to that.

It appears even the most ardent parody lovers are willing to draw a line on this. One wrote on Facebook, “You’ll never see me busting nuts to this shit, and I love Rugrats.” Another was equally unforgiving, claiming ‘This some borderline pedo shit.’ Most users on Facebook were not mincing with words, with one user wishing that the information had not been shared in the first place. Another seemingly angry user wondered, ‘Do people un-ironically jack off to stuff like this? Like, is there anyone out there who looks at shit like this and thinks, “I find this arousing enough to beat my meat too,” or is it all people who watch it for the comedic value?’

Conclusion

It appears like very few people are enthusiastic about this whole new porn parody. Given a choice to choose between their childhood memories and something to jerk off to, the majority of people including yours truly have chosen to keep their memories.

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