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Sacha Baron Cohen tricks pro-gun group leader into sticking a sex toy in his mouth

Sacha Baron Cohen has a new show called Who Is America that he is using to prank some pretty prominent people in the US. He has already tricked GOP state representative Jason Spencer into pulling off his pants and yell racial slurs while former GOP Senate candidate Roy Moore was scanned with a ‘pedophile detector.’ Hell, he even tricked former Sheriff Joe Arpaio into saying he would accept a blowjob from Donald Trump, what the fuck?!  But nothing beats fooling the leader of a pro-gun group into putting a dildo into his mouth as part of a fake defense strategy to survive beheadings. That was absolutely hilarious.

Dan Roberts is the president of Youth Shooters of America, which is an organization that encourages shooting sports for youths. Initially, he had to explain his organization to Cohen, who comically asks him whether his organization ‘shoots youth’ as a sport. It is certainly another way of interpreting Youth Shooters of America. Then posing as Erran Morad, an Israeli anti-terrorist expert, Cohen purports to teach Roberts how to survive a terrorist beheading by yelling orders and biting genitalia.

He starts by ‘teaching’ Roberts how to identify a baby suicide bomber and how they hide explosives in diapers. He makes it clear: “Please do not put the wrong baby into the trash can.”  He also stresses the importance of removing the diaper and throwing it off instead since ‘not all babies share the ideologies of terrorists.’ He then tells him that to survive a beheading he must use his voice to attack and the two actually proceed to have a conversation while yelling their lungs out in preparation. Roberts still doesn’t know he is being pranked up to this point which is amazing.

Then came the beheading part of the drill, where Cohen holds a sword and instructs the pro-gun leader on how to “identify the target” and “attack” while wearing a strap-on dildo to represent the attacker’s dick.

Roberts actually bites the dildo before yelling: “nobody move, drop your weapons” before adding “my mouth is big enough for two of these.”

It appears that some people are just begging to be pranked and Dan Roberts falls into that category. A round of applause for Sacha Baron Cohen. Pranking is certainly an art and Cohen is damn good at it. Watch the hilarious video and laugh your ass out.

And then social media reacted

It’s not every day that a gun-hoarding tough guy gets to be fooled like that and like you’d expect, the social media was abuzz with comments as users saw the funny side of things.

One quipped: ‘I hear giving oral to that caliber of a gun can be exhausting.’

To which came the reply: ‘Not as exhausted as the guy in the video has been since the clip went public. How humiliating for a gun-hoarding tough guy! He’s probably been sleeping on the couch, and his wife is wondering what really happened during all those weekend hunting trips.”

Another tried to make sense of the prank: ‘He wasn’t tricked. If SBC told him to close his eyes and he would spoon feed him a cake but instead shoved a dildo in his mouth, then he would have been tricked. This man chose to do what he did. Big difference.’

One wasn’t particularly seeing the funny side: ‘Parents always teach their children to think for themselves and not give in to peer pressure. Yet these adults are being lead to acting like total idiots. How do they defend their actions?

And then there was: ‘What in the world is wrong with these people??????????? How can anyone trick you into a move like that???? Do pro-gun people not know the word NO.’

Facts you didn’t know about dildos

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Some fulfill a dragon fetish

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Hilarious origin

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Ancient dildos

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