The Boobs of Bond

The 23rd film in the James Bond franchise was released in theaters today, so I thought it would be the perfect time to do a post about Bond Girls. I figured I’d do a list of the top ten bustiest girls in Bond films. We’re a porn site after all! Plus, there are enough lists of the hottest bond girls floating around already.

12. Barbara Bach as Agent XXX: The Spy Who Loved Me

Major Anya Amasova’s codename is Agent XXX. That should tell you something right there. I’m not sure if she’s really busty, or she just has really small nipples and is able to show a ridiculous amount of boobflesh. Regardless… she’s hot and her chest area looks amazing.

11. Claudine Auger as Domino: Thunderball

Every time I hear her name, I think of the eponymous song by Van Morrison… or that hideous mess of a movie Never Say Never Again—you know, that one that’s not an official Bond film based on Thunderball starring Sean Connery. Back on track: she’s fucking hot. That, and her character’s around for the majority of the film, unlike some of the others on this list.

10. Halle Berry as Jinx Johnson: Die Another Day

Halle Berry is one of those women who’s just perfect. Well, except for her feet… have you seen her sixth toe? No? Don’t bother looking it up… Berry’s character, Jinx, is very feisty, independent… and really is kind of ridiculous. Thankfully she’s more useful than some of the bond girls of the past. Remember Goodnight from The Man with the Golden Gun? She was so useless. Plus, Halle revives the walk-out-of-water shot that introduced Ursula Andress, and has the assets to pull it off. Even if the movie was a bit of a stinker, Halle Berry was hot as hell!

9. Honor Blackman as Pussy Galore: Goldfinger

I’ve never found Honor Blackman all that attractive… but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have a great rack. I think she was just a bit too old for me. She was actually older than Sean Connery, and is one of the oldest bond girls of all time. The second Bond girl, and a villainous one at that, really left an impression after all these years. Now, look at her boobs.

8. Zena Marshall as Miss Taro: Dr. No

Even with her eyes taped back in a… somewhat racist attempt to make her look Asian, Zena Marshall was on fire in this film, even if she was only on screen for a few minutes. Expecting Bond to be killed and never to arrive at her villa, she’s barely dressed when he arrives. “What’s going on behind my back?” says Miss Taro, to which Bond replies “Look… no hands,” as he continues to unzip her dress.

7. Caterina Murino as Solange: Casino Royale

So, Bond seduces Solange, the baddie’s girl (who has a terribly fake laugh). Just when things start heating up, he gets the information he needs and ditches her. I understand why the writers did this plot-wise… but my balls turn blue thinking about it if I put myself in Bond’s shoes. This babe is ridiculously hot, and looks absolutely stunning in her dress, with her boobs pressed up against Bond’s chest. It leaves you wanting more of her… alive that is.

6. Luciana Paluzzi as Fiona Volpe: Thunderball

Practically the first thing you see of her on screen are her boobs, and they stay in plain sight throughout the scene. They’re almost distracting. Nothing wrong with that though!

5. Denise Richards as Christmas Jones: The World is Not Enough

I’ve never been all that attracted to Denise Richards. Her boobs help, but they’re enhanced… and I’m not huge fan of implants. Regardless, her tits look great in this film, especially approaching the climax of the film, where her white t-shirt gets completely soaked. Sadly, we hardly get any nipple, but if you really want to see her topless… turn to a stupid snuff film like Wild Things. I’m not recommending Wild Things as a good film—cause it’s not—but if you want to see her partake in topless lesbian action… this is not the worst place to start.

4. Eva Green as Vesper Lynd: Casino Royale

Some of the most amazing natural tits I’ve ever seen for someone with her frame. You get to see a lot of boobage in the film, but no real nudity. If you want to see her topless and see her lose her virginity, dig up the film The Dreamers. Seriously, do it. You won’t be disappointed. In that film, Eva Green strips naked, dances, and then has sex with Michael Pitt, who you’ll recognize from Boardwalk Empire… if you’re watching that on HBO—which you should be.

3. Ursula Andress as Honey Ryder: Dr. No

You guys are going to kill me for not putting Ursula Andress at the top of this list. Don’t get me wrong, she’s insanely hot. Definitely a close race between these last girls. I don’t know what I could say that hasn’t already been said, but Andress is legendary. Just in case you weren’t aware… this dreamgirl’s voice is completely absent from the film, as she had too thick of an accent and was dubbed over. Goldfinger’s voice was dubbed over too, FYI… but now I’m getting off topic.

2. Margaret Nolan as Dink: Goldfinger

This busty blonde only has a brief role in the actual film as a character inaptly named “Dink.” We all know Bond character names are weird… but “Dink?” Anyway, she has one line, and then gets spanked in the most campy, misogynistic ’60s way imaginable. She’s also the golden girl posing nearly nude for the opening sequence, with the bits of film being projected onto her. Just don’t confuse her with Shirley Eaton, the girl who actually gets painted gold within the film.

1. Lana Wood as Plenty O’Toole: Diamonds are Forever

Number one on this list is Lana Wood. This buxom babe allegedly got the role in the 1971 Bond film due to her posing for the April edition of Playboy at age 25. She’s not on the screen for very long, so don’t blink. Her character is annoyingly precocious, but what we get to see is simply stunning. She strips naked almost instantly after being introduced, wears sheer see-through clothing, gets thrown naked into a pool, and her nipples can clearly be seen later on in the film (as shown below). What more could you ask for?

Nipples O’Plenty

Grow Up, 007!

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