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The Horror Movie Special!

Hello Blog Readers! All month of October, television stations throw up some of the most popular horror movies, in hopes that you “don’t touch that dial” so that you can be scared to pieces and continue watching their shitty station with their shitty overrated top 10 horror movie garbage, that was added in the calendar by some idiot wearing a suit that thinks Freddie Kreuger is from Friday The 13th and Jason is from Nightmare On Elm Street. Catch my drift? These people know nothing, yet to satisfy the blood lust and zombie hunger of the television audience, they think this is an easy job and can be handled by an inexperienced fool.

SHAME!!! They know nothing!!! These people know nothing of which they speak of. These people expect us all to follow aimlessly and risk two hours of our lives (including commercials) to the spectacular load of shit they are going to air for us, all month of October every year since the beginning of time, thinking, “hey, in the end who cares… It’s not like the public audience even gives a shit.” Now that’s correct. We only pay monthly for this bullshit. It’s all fucked I tell you.

Well here at Porn.com we don’t discriminate, never have, never will, and we felt that we needed to create our own list of movies of the horror kind to allow our faithful readers an opportunity to view some real horror movie classics. You may agree, you may disagree, but one thing is for sure, these movies will fuck you up for life!

Muhahahahahahah!!!!!

Enjoy!

Saturday The 14th

 Mother’s Day

I Spit On Your Grave

Chopping Mall

The Stuff

Basket Case

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

I Am Virgin

Psycho Holocaust

Shockorama

Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

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