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The Latest Porn Category: Fidget Spinners

Have you heard of fidget spinners? They are a new product that is good for people who are always antsy. They have moving parts that spin around and keep you occupied while you are doing something else. Some people claim that they help them pay attention better, but there is no clinical proof that they truly help people with ADD or ADHD. The spinners have become pervasive and are the complete annoyance of professors and bosses everywhere. They find them distracting and with no proof that they actually work, they often take them away or have a no fidget spinners policy. However, there is a new use for fidget spinners that is pretty unexpected.

According to Pornhub, fidget spinner porn is in high demand. There is something about these cute little toys which always seem to move that turns some people on. Earlier this month, searches for fidget spinners on the site were up over 250%, as reported by Pornhub. Man if some pornographer could pick up on this trend and whip up a bunch of this type of porn videos really quickly, they’d probably become a millionaire over night! Makes me kinda wish I knew how to make porn instead of just watching it. It is most popular with the group of porn viewers who are between the ages of 18-24, and more women tend to enjoy fidget spinner porn than guys.

The videos in this category are actually not all that sexual and mostly do not even feature pornstars. The videos mainly feature spinners banging into each other, or ramming into each other in a fashion that could be considered sexual. Sometimes these videos also have narration in a sexy voice of what is happening, and they also get sexual titles relating to the action. However, there are a few fidget spinner porno movies that actually have some hot chicks in it simply playing with the devices, or using them on different parts of their bodies.

If you’re getting sick of this whole fidget spinner craze, don’t worry, it’s probably one of those things that will come and go, like Pogs or hula hoops, but what will remain forever is the pornographic evidence of those few months when everyone in the Western world was obsessed with them. It just goes to show that just about anything and everything can be sexualized, whether it is a fidget toy or a plate of food like a cake. There is porn of just about anything. Rule 34 of the internet is completely real: if you can think of it, porn of it exists!

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