Porn may not be regarded as the most respected cinema, like films nominated for Oscars, but we are pretty good at recognizing a sexy piece of ass. This year’s Oscar nominees are just that: drop dead sexy. Thus, here is our ranking of this year’s hottest Acadamy Award darlings and some dudes.
1. Viola Davis – Tantalizing all of our Mature and Ebony Fantasies!
Who knew Davis was hiding this amazing rack under her maid costume in The Help. This talented actress is not only Oscar material, but could make some nice dough working in XXX films. Don’t you think?
2. George Clooney – Every Girl’s Dream Fuck
Both women and men can agree that Clooney is one of the sexiest stars on Earth. Not only is he banging the hottest chicks, he is knocking out hit role after hit role. We have to hand it to the guy, he has got both looks and smarts.
3. Rooney Mara – Who Doesn’t Want to Lick Lisbeth Salander?
Rooney Mara’s prefect portrayal of Lisbeth Salander in “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” made everyone fall in love with the book’s heroine; a naughty sex-crazed bi-sexual misfit.
4. Michelle Williams – A Modern Marilyn Monroe
Michelle Williams blew people away in My Week with Marilyn, portraying the famous buxom blonde during her prime. We can see why producers chose Williams for the role of the ultra-sexy actress.
5. Brad Pitt – Snagged the World’s Sexiest Milf (Angelina Jolie) and Continues to Be a Stud
Just like George Clooney, Brad Pitt is a fixture of the Oscar red carpet and he has done at again this year with his role in Moneyball. There is no one else who has a swagger like Pitt’s. It would be a shame to leave him out of this list.
Who do you think is going to take home a Best Actor or Best Actress Oscar?