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This Ain’t…Not Gone with the Wind: A XXX Parody

NL-Kagney Linn Karter & I just talked about this idea in an interview we did a couple of days ago. I think we deserve a royalty! I also picked my own stars before I read the press release, sorry. But since I designed the box cover it has to stay, since I’m not good enough in photoshop to change it, lol.

X-Play, New Sensations, Hustler Team Up for XXX Civil War Parody
 
(Hollywood, CA) In what is expected to be the most entertaining porn movie of all time, X-Play, New Sensations and Hustler Video are teaming up to create the ultimate Civil War porn parody called This Ain’t…Not Gone with the Wind: A XXX Parody.
 
The epic adventure will be directed by the trio of Will Ryder, Axel Braun and Lee Roy Meyers who will share duties and tell the story of the battle of the south and the reconstruction that took place in 1865 when a country divided freed the slaves following a bitter war.
 
“I’m a big fan of the history of the United States so I’m excited to do this movie and I’m willing to roll up my sleeves and get to work even if I have to share directing credits with these guys,” stated the Italian stallion Axel Braun who is prepping for This Ain’t Avatar XXX which is being shot in 3-D for Hustler Video.
 
This is the first porn movie believed to center on the Civil War and location permits have been applied for to shoot on an actual battlefield located in rural Georgia and also at a number of beautiful plantation style mansions located in nearby Atlanta and Savannah.
 
“We decided if we’re going to do this we’re going to do it right and borrow directly from the pages of history plus we thought it might be disrespectful if we shot it in one of the regular porn valley gonzo houses that everybody recognizes,” offered Lee Roy Meyers who recently completed The Big Lebowsky A XXX Parody for New Sensations.
 
Some of the lead talent in the movie will come from LA Direct Models although some of the actors and actresses portraying the slaves will come from Valley Babes XXX operated by Lee Bang. 
 
“I’m really looking forward to seeing what kind of parody these dudes are going to make but I’m afraid this might be way harder than spoofing the Brady Bunch or the Partridge Family or even Seinfeld,” Bang said.
 
Eric Swiss who won the 2010 AVN Best Actor award for his portrayal of Al Bundy in X-Play/LFP Video’s Not Married with Children XXX has signed on in the role of Rhett Butler made famous by Clark Gable and Tanner Mayes (Not the Bradys XXX Pussy Power!) will star in the role of Scarlett O’Hara wonderfully played by Vivien Leigh.
 
“I’m really excited to be in this big movie because I really love doing parodies,” Tanner said.  “I wasn’t even born when the civil war took place but I plan on renting the DVD to see what happened.”
 
“Tanner Mayes is one of the hottest young girls in the business and she’s really on top of her game right now and we were lucky to get her even though Derek is making us pay full rate. I just love her and Scott David can’t wait to get her in one of those big pink flowing plantation gowns,” Ryder remarked.  
“We plan to shoot this exactly the same way as David O. Selznick and Victor Fleming did but we don’t have the budget to burn Atlanta to the ground,” Braun lamented.  “We asked Larry but he said no.”   
 
“We do plan on setting a few two by four pieces of lumber on fire though,” added Meyers.
 
One of the dialogue lines that has been altered is possibly the most famous line in the entire history of cinema where Rhett Butler said to Scarlett O’Hara “Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn.”  After much debate, that line will be changed to “Frankly my dear I just want a BJ.”
 
This Ain’t…Not Gone with the Wind: A XXX Parody might be in stores in September. Happy April 1st.
 

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