That’s right! Paige Jennings, who you will now all know as Veronica Vain from now on, left her job on wall street to pursue life as a porn star. Various news articles have slated the reason for this as her working too many long hours for not enough money, but on Twitter, she puts the reporters in their place, arguing that people on Wall Street make enough money, and she quit because she would “just rather have orgasms.” On another occasion, she also stated that she quit because she “can’t stop masturbating at work and have an affinity for jizz showers[…]”
Her porn career started with her taking nude and scandalous selfies in the washroom of her wall street internship to apply for reality porn show which allows the winner to get a huge lump of money one million dollars, to be exact. With her popularity rising because of her story, and her activity on social networks, we doubt she’ll even need to join the show! Major porn sites are already tweeting her, and we guarantee that she’ll be snapped up quickly.
In becoming a porn star, she is also becoming a major Twitter pun star. Here are some of my favorite tweets in reference to working at Wall Street by the 23 year old beauty, as well as by the readers checking out her story:
“I left finance because if I’m going to take it up the ass for a decade, I’d prefer to get in to a hall of fame for it.”
“If I’m going to get screwed for a living…” – Veronica Vain, The Independent
“Re: Business Insider article – I’ve been pondering a porn VC fund as well. Could call it “The Spank Bank”. [email protected]
And then the mirror is doing a survey with the question “What do you think of Paige’s career change” to which you can answer “beats sitting at a desk” or “too much lying down.”
So, look out for this sexy and intellectual porn star! We’re sure you’ll be seeing her on your desktop or mobile device soon!
