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Time Traveling Porn Stars – Part 1

Time Traveling Porn Stars

Our hardcore quantum technicians have been hard at work coming up with the latest in XXX entertainment technology. We’re PORN.COM and we have a reputation to uphold and with that in mind we’re happy to announce that we’ve cracked time travel!

Thanks to our newly developed time machine, the “TARDASS” we will now be expanding our brand and entertaining people through-out the course of history. We’re taking every Porn Star we can think of but don’t worry, like everything at PORN.COM, the TARDASS is bigger on the inside!  We’ll pre-date the net and meet some of history’s most notable figures while fucking our way through the fabric of space-time!

Maybe we’ll bring hot lesbian sex to the Mongol Empire, showcase the sweetest teen pussy to pioneers or even add a little spice to the Salem witch trials. We’re only limited by our own naughty imaginations!

Prepare For Time Traveling Porn Stars!

As we penetrate the constraints of liner time and travel back to simpler days we can’t help but wonder what our effect will be on the timeline. Will our actions ripple across the 4th dimension and cause untold temporal destruction? Fuck it!

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We wanted to start our time traveling adventure with a bang! Our XXX cuties were there to celebrate a roaring VJ Day victory. Sunny Leone stops of a quick pic that will make waves for generations to come.

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Next stop was 1989 Berlin. We showed our support for the fall of the Berlin Wall. Kaylee Reese, Alexa Jordon and Jenner do their part to bring down the wall! Freedom is a sexy thing.

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The girls of PORN.COM will never shy away from a bit of hard work. The New York skyline was changed forever thanks to the tireless efforts of Kenzie Taylor and our other sexy sweethearts. We helped motivate incredible feats of engineering and construction and it was a ton of fun too!

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That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for porn-kind. Low-gravity sex was sweet! To all you conspiracy nuts out there, “Yes, we did actually fuck on the moon. No, that’s not a sound stage in Nevada.”

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“Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee and fuck like a rabbit.” Oh damn, did we change that line forever? Our bad. Mandy Muse certainly had a good time!

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Getting the chance to mingle with the greatest Presidents in American history was an opportunity our girls couldn’t pass up. Ronald Reagan was very happy we stopped by; Nancy not so much.

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“If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit.” We stopped by the 90’s to indulge in a little courtroom drama. Milana take the opportunity to show her top does not fit either. It’s hard to cover up tits like those even during the O.J. Simpson Trial. Sustained!

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This classic photo of Elvis and Nixon seemed to be missing something so we stopped by 1970 to crash the party! Dylan Ryder, Mercedes Carrera and their team visits the White House. Did we change the course of history? Absolutely!

Stay tuned for our next episode of Time Traveling Porn Stars! We continue our mission through the past to bring every generation the same quality XXX we’ve all come to expect. Where (or more accurately when) will the TARDASS land next? Find out next week!

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