As we continue our cum-soaked trip through time and space, we asked the porn starlets aboard our mighty time machine, the “TARDASS” where (or when) they’d like to go next. We were surprised by their answers but have trouble saying “no” to such hardcore cuties.
Prepare for Time Traveling Porn Stars Part 2!
As you may have seen in part one, these adult stars have already made their mark on many major events from the 20th century. What misadventures will they find themselves in this time? Will we completely disrupt the space-time continuum and need to learn a whole new list of “Kings” when we get back? Will out tampering help humankind prevent horrific abominations such as the creation of “Crystal Pepsi”? Only “time” will tell.
Sure, by the mid 1990’s a good portion of the world was already enjoying hardcore porn over the internet. We took it upon ourselves to introduce concepts like streaming and downloadable videos earlier in the timeline by seeking out innovators like Steve Jobs. Did we help jump-start anything in particular?
The ladies of PORN.COM has a bit of a wild side and wanted to have some fun in a truly dangerous place. We set our coordinates for May 18th 1980 to the eruption of Mount St. Helens! Sadly we all had to make a run for it after a few minutes of sweet outdoor lesbian sex.
No matter the era, musicians always get the girl. Dani Daniels suggested we meet up with The Beatles. Dani, you didn’t need to ask us twice! Shyla Stylez, Phoenix Marie and Kagney Linn Karter all wanted to tag along and be part of the fun. “Love Me Do” indeed!
Talk about “finger lickin’ good!”. Colonel Sanders sure knows about breasts and thighs! Jennifer White and a couple of her friends had to pay him a visit to discover his secret recipe.
Oh the humanity! Oh wait, is there something going on behind those lesbians with a strap-on? Vixen Fyre wanted to visit an event that seemed appropriate. I think we made a good choice!
Whoever said The Great Depression had to be all that depressing? Free coffee, doughnuts and now lesbian pussy licking for the unemployed!
Dillion Harper shared that one of her favorite movies was the 1968 classic, “Barbarella”. Dillion, Aubrey Star and Jillian Janson had the chance to pose with a young and far-out Jane Fonda! Yumm!
That was another amazing adventure through time! What will be the next destination for the PORN.COM TARDASS? Will we dive back into the past or maybe the future? Be sure to check back with us to find out.
Did you catch part one of our Time Traveling Porn Stars series? Jump aboard the TARDASS..this one IS bigger on the inside (but still tight).
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