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Timeless Vintage Porn Watch

Vintage Porn Watch - Timeless

There’s nothing as timeless as sex, and of course porn has always tagged along at its heels. From the first caveman drawings on rock sex has been the inspiration for many finely, and sometimes crudely done, pieces of art.

We love watches, and we can’t get enough sex, that’s why we’re all going crazy for this reproduction time piece by watchmaker Charles Reuge.

On one side is a serene enamel and bronze face with maiden at the well. Turn the dial at the top and she’ll actually pump that well dry while a nobleman watches, not helping of course, just watching. But flip this beauty over and pull up the cover and you’ll find a far more erotic version of events. Powered by a turn key, this automated façade puts that maiden on her back while the same nobleman pumps it deep inside her, all while playing one of two melodies.Finely crafted, there’s no arguing that this watch is a work of art. In a genteel pocket watch style, we’d love to see an updated wrist version, and they can pretty much skip the front side.

Vintage Adult Novelty Watch

Charles Reuge, a dashing gentleman with an outlandish handlebar moustache from Saint-Croix, Switzerland, first established a musical pocket watch shop in 1865 and from there subsequent generations of the family have continued with the tradition. And while actual Reuge pocket watches are hard to come by the company has reissued this popular old style. The Fountain scene comes with a choice of varnished blue or a more detailed painted scene and both are gold plated. You’ll also be able to choose your melody, one of two Mozart compositions, The Magic Flute or Petite Musique De Nuit, and you’ll want to choose carefully, the right music sets the mood! As well as playing a melody to get the maiden and nobleman in the mood this rather intricate timepiece can even be set with an alarm, playing your piece of music for a full minute at the decided time; it’s also shock absorbent and fitted with 18 separate jewels.

Erotic watches and timepieces have appeared since the art form first arose with the first pieces reportedly made for the Chinese market, the most luxurious ones created for the Emperor. The moving figures emerged in the 18th century and can be quite rare to find and beyond the budget of most, like one that sold for just over $210,000 in 2011 by Henry Capt.

Since most of us can’t afford to shell out that kind of cash the Reuge collection may be more your speed, however it still doesn’t come cheap with a suggested retail price of $9,900 USD Of course this doesn’t even begin to scratch the surface of what you can spend on new erotic timepieces.

Fit the UlysseNardinHourstriker Erotica Jarretie’re around your wrist and you’ll see a pair of lovers in gold going at it, but expect to pay around $99,000 USD for the privilege. And as insane as that sounds to watch a bit of porn, after all we’ve got more than enough at Porn.com and our scenes are always changing, you can potentially shell out way more for your own piece of automated action while learning the time with a $400,000 USD watch from Blacpain. The LeBrassus Ref Minute Repeater Watch will get you going with an erotic scene on the case going at it doggystyle.

For now, we’ll skip the erotic timepiece and combine the two the way we usually do, by checking the time on our phone while playing a xxx video from PORN.COM!

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