Video games sure have changed! No matter how many times I rescued the princess from that 8th fuckin’ castle she’d never show me what was under that rockin’ pink dress. Fast forward a few years and it seems that video game vagina can easily be found in Ubisoft’s Watch Dogs 2.
Watch Dogs 2 is a new open world title from Ubisoft and has been one of the most highly anticipated games of 2016. On November 15th it was released on consoles and has already received a ton of attention…some of that attention has been unintended.
Controversy sparked when a player enjoyed the game on their PS4 noticed something they hadn’t expected. An NPC (non player character), specifically a hooker in the game was rendered with a remarkably detailed genitalia. That’s right…a video game character with a detailed vagina! This totaly redefines the term “1 up”. Up what you ask? Vagina of course!
Now to be fair, I didn’t say it was an especially nice looking vagina…
A few players have reported the same encounter. The example above came to light after NPCs in the game met their end at the hands of an unfortunate gas leak. We see a prostitute was among the victims and that day she was wearing crotch-less panties…classy!
Since the release, PS4 players have been sharing their vag-tastic findings on social media and via the PSN sharing service only to have their PSN accounts suspended. Sony has some very strict rules when it comes to adult content.
Sony PSN Code of conduct:
5. Code of conduct
When interacting with us or other users (who may be children), you and your Sub Account users must behave lawfully, decently, respectfully and with consideration. This includes your use of any sharing or communication features available via the PSN that allow you to share messages, comments, pictures, photographs, videos, game assets, game videos and other material or information and includes your communications with our customer services and other employees and agents via email, phone or other means.
Do not share anything that is vulgar or use community features to harm or alarm anyone;
Do not share anything that is defamatory or offensive (including anything racially, ethnically, religiously or sexually offensive);
This has been an interesting turn of events considering that nudity is a planned part of the game and players can encounter nudists within the open-world game.
You can also find far stranger sights…I’m not even sure what this dude was doing but he’s decided to rock out with his cock out none the less…
As of yesterday, Ubisoft issued an official statement about the erroneous content and shared details on an upcoming patch to resolve the issue; “We’re aware that one of the NPC models in Watch Dogs 2 is rendered in a way that is particularly explicit,”. Ubisoft continues, “While Watch Dogs 2 is a mature-rated game, we apologize and will update this NPC model to make it more consistent with other NPC models in the game in a patch to be released this week.”
They also addressed the recent PSN suspensions, “We also are working with our first-party partners to ensure that players can continue to play and share all content from the game within the bounds of the first parties’ respective codes of conduct.”
Go out and find that video game pussy before you lose your opportunity!
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