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Virtual Reality Sex Controllers Are Cumming Soon…

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What a fucking time to be alive.

So you’ve all heard the rumors of virtual reality porn making its long awaited debut. Here comes the next big reveal…a virtual reality controller that you can have sex with! Wait, what? Bear with me. It’s actually quite a simple concept.

Bill Spracklin, owner of “Eos Creative Group” and creator of the “VirtuaDolls” will challenge the preconceived notions we already have about what VR porn is supposed to look like, and his new fucking controller begs us to consider what VR porn would not only look like, but feel like.

Here’s what this infernal motherfucker looks like:

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I’m hoping that dickhole entry gets bigger, but from watching their promotional video, that beige material is made out of very flexible skin-safe silicon. This is what you get when you take a fleshlight and a gun turret and literally smash them together.

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What separates this abomination (okay, fine, it’s actually pretty cool) from your run-of-the-mill pocket pussy is that this technological cock chamber has pressure sensors lined inside that measure and detect your exact screwing position. Yeah, I’m still murky about how this badboy actually works.

Anyway, extra servos and other mechanical shite built into this electronic cock sock also syncs up perfectly with the fantasy avatar girl that you’ve chosen to virtually pound. Take a look at the many varied selections!

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So how the fuck does this really work anyway?

Upon purchasing VirtuaDolls, you receive three essential items:

  • 1 x silicone sleeve (oh, you best believe there are choices!)
  • 1 x fuckable VirtuaDolls Controller
  • 1 x Starter game (pictured above)

So after choosing a virtual babe, you, ostensibly, go on an adventure scenario where you rescue a pretty princess in distress and in the end, she rewards you with obligatory sex. But let’s talk more about that fucked up controller.

So the sleeve in which you shove your penis in comes in many different flavors.

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Watch the company’s promotional video for a more in-depth look at this maniacal dick-munching monstrosity.

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And now for your moment of Zen:

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