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What Porn Stars Would Do If Elected President!

With the 2016 presidential election finally fucking over, check out this amusing viral video where they interview various porn star and ask them what they would do if elected President. Here are some of the responses! They vary from the absurd to very poignant! Scroll down to the bottom to watch the video.

Rizzo Ford supports unalienable abortion rights!

rizzo-ford“Abortion would be legal and available to every woman and make it so we had a single payer health care system.”


Leya Falcon would save all the cats!

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“I would make sure that all of the cats have a home and people to love them and treat them right, I mean the people too, but the cats! I hear so many sad stories about cats. They’re just abandoned and aw, i just want to make sure all the cats are safe and wonderful!”

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Georgia Jones is too moral to be President!

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“If I was president, I would hope that I had a really good vice president. I would not want the job. I think politics, you have to be a certain person in order to do it. You kind of have to be a very self-interested  person who has a very low moral compass. I would not make a good president because there would be decisions I wouldn’t be able to make because i’m like ‘Oh but I feel for everyone! I can’t make it this way or that way because it doesn’t help everyone’ – which doesn’t really make sense because you can’t help everyone.”


Riley Reyes wants to save planet Earth!

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“I would definitely make a huge priority of dealing with climate change and environmental issues that affect everyone and are slowly causing droughts and destroying farmland and causing super storms that are ruining everything.”

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Bobbi Dylan would legalize marijuana!

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“Legalize marijuana and medical marijuana obviously!”


Mocha Menage wants free nationwide health care!

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“Free health care for everybody. I don’t care what your status is, what the hell you’re doing but free healthcare, there’s no reason why people are like dying and don’t have the proper healthcare needs. That’s the number one thing, free healthcare for everybody.”

So what have we learned? We learned that you don’t need to be a politician or president to know what’s best for the country!

 

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