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Who’s most likely to abort a fetus before the summer is over?

Random writes on XPT:

Holly Randall. She’ll fall off the wagon, go on a three day bender, and then, feeling vulnerable and still very inebriated, give up the pussy to Luke. Two to three weeks later she’ll get morning sickness. Realizing what has happened, yet still fuzzy on the details of what exactly went down on that unholy night of conception, she’ll call Luke and ask if he used a condom. Luke will say, “Of course not, I’m an Australian Jew, you know how I roll.”

A day later, after being driven to the clinic in Luke’s molester van, Holly will once again be without child and all will be right.

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