This may be true, but it’s still funny..
Why did the dog attack Bambino’s penis? Jealousy? Did the penis smell like dogfood? Did Bambino unwittingly point his penis at the dog and the dog feared for it’s safety? Was the dog trained to attack penis’s? Like the horse that was going to bite Scott Tennormans wiener off? I wonder if the dog was arrested and brought in for questioning?
So many questions, hopefully, when Bambino goes in to get tested, they add a rabies panel