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Why Not Carve Some Porn Into Your Jack-O’-Lantern This Year?

Carving pumpkins with scary faces is kids stuff. Carving pumpkins with sexual scenes more explicit than you ever thought possible (for a pumpkin)—that’s what mature witches and warlocks do.

If you’ve never seen them, you can buy porno-themed stencils for your pumpkin called ‘Pornkins.’ You can pick them up at @Pornkins4u.

At PORN.com we decided to give you a few free ones to get you started, but dont leave these out they’re definitely intended for some laughs at an adults-only Halloween party.

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