Tumblr is a magical place where you can find the weirdest shit, I was scrolling through my feed when I saw this lovely reblog.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen that is in fact a dick in a shoe – a high heel shoe. It instantly caught my eye, and I thought why that fuck would anyone do that – as I clicked the guy’s page. Low and behold, this guy has about 18 pictures of cocks in different types of heels with odd taglines on each photo. If you have an odd sense of humor like me – you’ll get a laugh out of these or you will question life – either way scroll down for the rest of these golden nuggets.