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Your Guide to Valentine’s Day Porn!

Happy Valentine’s Day from PORN.COM! It doesn’t matter if you’re single or have a significant other on this trite romance holiday – you can still totally come and chill with us right here. Personally, I loathe Valentine’s day but I’m not so much of a curmudgeon that I’ll spoil it for everyone else. I’ve included all things related to Valentine’s Day, some nice and some naughty, so you can have your own passionate experience no matter what you’re doing. So if you have nothing better to do on this saccharine-filled day of grand gestures and

Let’s start your PORN.COM Valentine’s Day experience now!

Item 1: Faye Valentine!

Alright, so Faye doesn’t really have anything to do with Valentine’s Day other than her stage name but she’s super hot and this post’s connection to actual Valentine’s Day stuff is tenuous as best. Okay, maybe you also noticed that her name is actually Faye Reagan but whatever, this train is moving right along! Faye is the one of the most celebrated porn stars of her era with her feisty attitude and goddess-like ginger allure. Sadly, I’m not sure what this ex-American Apparel model is doing right now, but she’ll always leave a lusty legacy as evidenced by one of her earliest scenes with PORN.COM.

Wanna see her bang an actual pirate? Click the video below!

Item 2: My Slutty Valentine!

So every Valentine’s Day, I trot this awesome porn parody out for public consumption. Why you ask? Because I wrote it and it’s fucking awesome and I’m really proud of it, that’s why. “My Slutty Valentine” is for all you MILF-lovers out there who love sultry and sexy redhead MILFs with big, heaving bosoms!

Darla Crane plays a doting stepmom who invites her stepson, Sonny Hicks and his girlfriend, Brittnay Banxxx over for a Valentine’s Day dinner. On the way to his stepmother’s house, Sonny encounters a crazy homeless man in the parking lot asking Sonny if he can spare any loose change. Sonny slaps the homeless guy’s change cup in his face and walks off with his girlfriend, Banxxx. Unbeknownst to him, the homeless guy turns out to be Cupid himself! In an act of revenge, Cupid shots one of his potent love arrows at Darla and makes her fall in love with her own stepson!

Item #3: Romantic Valentines Couples Porn!

So in case you didn’t know, there’s a whole slew of porn scenes devoted and dedicated to showing real intimacy and passion instead of furious rabbit-paced screwing that you’re probably accustomed to. Here’s a sample!

The following Valentine’s Day porn scene features one lucky mofo getting the threesome treatment by his smoking-hot girlfriend and her BFF!

Item 4: Valentines Day Virtual Reality Porn!

You want to know how to fill that gaping emotional void in your soul? Virtual reality porn. No, it’s not a goddamn gimmick. I’ve personally tried VR porn and I have to tell you that it’s amazing, but you won’t know that until you try it. That’s the difficult part about talking to someone about virtual reality porn – the only effective way to sell it is to experience it. There’s not one single person who has seen virtual reality porn for the first time and taken off the VR headset without having a wide smile plastered on their face.

In this scene, scorching-hot teen, Naomi Woods treats you like her bonafide boyfriend! She’ll melt your goddamn brain by the sheer hotness of her nubile figure wrapped in red lingerie. This is the most immersive, ball-busting erotica you will ever witness.

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